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Soccer mom

an evil underground network of overprotective 30-40 yearolds who dirve around in s.u.v's or minie vans or volvo's who hate tv, internet and teenagers. this "mafia" of soccer momsknows everything that goes on in your town and gossips about every little thing that other peoples kids do.
by milo March 9, 2004
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Society

sucks. it's cruel, and sets unrealistic standards. it sucks.
America society has accepted Snookie as an icon. Time for society to die.
by 16-21-30 January 24, 2011
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Socrates

The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.
Socrates obviously knows that it's you.
by Frunklin October 21, 2010
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Social Stamina

The ability to maintain a conversation with a non friend (usually a friend of a friend) for an extended period of time.

NOT ABOUT WEATHER OR SCHOOL!!!!! That DOES NOT count as a conversation!
Guy: Hey Fuckface get out of the car we're at your house and i have to take Rose home.
Me: Nah T Jones i don't think you have the social stamina to talk to Rose for the ride home. Take me with you to help the conversation.
Guy: Ya Fuckface your right I don't have the social stamina, and I like men.
by TJONESISAHOMO July 8, 2009
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sticking your penis in an electrical socket

When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.
by CareyB May 25, 2008
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Cum Sock

A type of sock that is not used for foot wear and is instead used to release semen into it and save for a lter time.
You: Hey man, you wil never believe what happened! I accidentally put on my cum socj instead of my real one!
Other guy: Dude that's nasty... You should really store your cum sock somewhere safe.
by TasteOfFURY May 26, 2018
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cum sock

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.
I gave my boyfriend a cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.
by veronica_lickthepink December 30, 2008
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