sober

Someone or something that is fair and trustworthy - not dodgy.

"You better not be messing me about with this deal."
"No mate, I promise, it's sober."

by Dirty Shambler May 13, 2006

sober

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

by CJ Miles May 23, 2006

soberdrunk

when you have drank so much being drunk is sober and sober is being drunk

stop drinking cold turkey after drinking everyday for a long time and you will be soberdrunk

by Timinator!!!!!!!!!!! January 17, 2011

snooberdoodle

A human who in which can fly.

Oh My Look At That A Snooberdoodle, hes probably more airborne than my grandma.

by Kurstyn April 21, 2007

soberfest

1. A party where there is no drugs or alcohol involved.

2. Being sober for a certain amount of time after having been under the influence for an extended amount of time.

1. I went to a college party expecting to get wasted but it turns out it was a total soberfest.

2. A-"Hey man, you going to head with us to Oktoberfest?"

J-"Nah bro, since my DUI its nothing but going to be nothing but soberfest till this gets cleared up."

by Digitaldeath December 27, 2010

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 29, 2015

California Sober

No booze, but weed and cocaine don't count.

I mean, he's sober, but like California sober.

by Chef Tione January 5, 2020