Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

shitty clap snapper

A girl who has a shitty vagina and carrys around the clap.

Shes gotta mean shitty clap snapper

by Youdontknowme1111 February 21, 2011

The penis snapper

When the guy is giving anal the girl clenches her ass cheeks and turns on bro her back while the guy stays straight snapping his penis in half

“Bro what happened to your penis are you trans or something”
“Nahhhhh I tried the penis snapper”

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020

Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.

The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.

by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.

Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

by Not Giant Dad May 17, 2018

Slappy

Adj - Quality of making a satisfying slap sound when struck with a palm.

*slaps* "Ooooo, that ass is slappy."

by KamiBee August 1, 2010

snapper fuck

One who repeditively has sexual relations with losers.

"Bro, why does Jane always hook up with dipshits?"

"Yeah, the bitch is a snapper fuck."

by The Claymeister December 15, 2008