Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
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The period of time after masturbating in witch a man will get depressed or thinks about higher consepts.
by Datboiwitdaphone August 16, 2020
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by NightmareDefinitions September 29, 2020
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by Sajonara17 November 17, 2020
Get the Smart Doll mug.A Smart Leader is of course ARMY's Leader of BTS!!
He has carried all 6 members of BTS on his back as the leader
And has gone through all the up and downs of the group!
"Tell me your story. I want to hear your voice, and I want to hear your conviction. No matter who you are, where you’re from, your skin colour, gender identity: speak yourself." –RM, 2018.09.24, United Nations speech.
From a Man who speaks many great words, Has helped millions of people love themselves and to a Man that is silly at times, enjoys his lifes and loves his members and ARMY.
He has carried all 6 members of BTS on his back as the leader
And has gone through all the up and downs of the group!
"Tell me your story. I want to hear your voice, and I want to hear your conviction. No matter who you are, where you’re from, your skin colour, gender identity: speak yourself." –RM, 2018.09.24, United Nations speech.
From a Man who speaks many great words, Has helped millions of people love themselves and to a Man that is silly at times, enjoys his lifes and loves his members and ARMY.
Boy 1: Isn't he a Smart Leader?
Girl 1: Of course, Kim Namjoon is the Smartest Leader.
Boy 1: I'm glad we agree.
Girl 1: Of course, Kim Namjoon is the Smartest Leader.
Boy 1: I'm glad we agree.
by Micha! November 30, 2020
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School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?
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