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Smuckers Fuckers

A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.
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Sacker

A person who enjoys 'brown-nosing' or sucking up to others. Originally derived from a mispronunciation of the word 'sucking' by Lahori prostitutes. Can also be used as a verb - sacking/
Uff dude you are such a sacker its no wonder your lips are shaped like Azhar Mahmood's
by karachikhatmal July 13, 2011
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Fish Snacker

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."
by Enderwign September 22, 2007
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cock smacked

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) business "cock" of authority.
Joe tried to give the new hot temp a tour around the office, but his supervisor COCK SMACKED him by sending him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.
by Werewolf Mike May 27, 2008
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stacker

A female with not so high morals. Similar to skank and ho
We was cruisin on the south beach when we picked up this stacker, and damn did that girl know how to suck.
by Sam4daJabman August 19, 2003
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Swacker

a swag jocker, someone who steals another person's swag.
my friend adwight is a swacker.
by soysauce20 October 19, 2011
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Smucker

A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.
"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."
by icy hot patch November 29, 2011
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