Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 07, 2024

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Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 07, 2010

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Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 12, 2020

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Mega Slapper

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.

"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"

by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024

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Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

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