1- Someone who lies in order to be purposefully convicted of a horrible crime, they actually DID NOT commit, only to receive media attention and worldwide recognition.
John Mark Carr is a perfect example of a Faux.J. Simpson. The alleged killer of Jonbenet Ramsey was with his family Xmas 96. He became obsessed with the case and was tortured into a partial, contradictory and impossible to believe "confession" after coming onto the radar of
self-interested sharks out for publicity. Yes, he was probably in Thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage pussy but SHAME on the DA and the rest of "law-enforcement" for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody's hopes up. We want this guy to be guilty but he isn't so he's a Faux.J. Simpson.
self-interested sharks out for publicity. Yes, he was probably in Thailand (along with millions of other men from every part of the world) to lick some cheap, forbidden teenage pussy but SHAME on the DA and the rest of "law-enforcement" for torturing a confession out of
this looney and getting everybody's hopes up. We want this guy to be guilty but he isn't so he's a Faux.J. Simpson.
by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006
Get the Faux.J. Simpson mug.proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 25, 2007
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Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.
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by Emu park REPP June 5, 2011
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by bigtones January 21, 2005
Get the oj simpson mug.A girl who got known pretty much for the fact that she's engaged to Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance.
She was the temporary bassist for From First To Last.
She complains about things that she starts, tortures her cat, cannot get over the fact that people dislike her and pretty much doesn't work since she started dating Mikey Way, who she turned into a woman since.
She was the temporary bassist for From First To Last.
She complains about things that she starts, tortures her cat, cannot get over the fact that people dislike her and pretty much doesn't work since she started dating Mikey Way, who she turned into a woman since.
by srsly yo September 15, 2008
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Person 1: Omg whos that kid?
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.
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