No Shave November

When ladies decide not to shave for the entire month of November, sometimes in response to the Men's No Shave November.

Man: Your legs are so hairy. When's the last time you shaved?
Woman: October? I am participating in No Shave November!

by roxieiscool November 1, 2009

shave the dog

To masturbate; masturbation

Jim is always in his room looking at dirty magazines and shaving the dog

by Wayner May 13, 2005

Shave or No Shave

When a group, normally males, discusses whether a girl shaves her Vagina or not, it is normal to give a reason why.

Sean: Chelsea, shave or no shave?

Brett: Definatly not, she's to greasy to do it.

by skinny.boy September 26, 2009

Shaved-the-Goat

Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.

John: "Hey Dave why are you walking funny?"
Dave: "I just Shaved-the-Goat on that last dive."

by cooliestcat January 16, 2010

shaved the goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

by Robyso May 30, 2006

Shaver

A meat-headed jock that has done sooo many steroids that it made his penis miniscule. He thinks he's hot, but reality hasn't hit him yet. Cat shit covered in sand looks better than he ever will. He thinks he's good at football but all he's really good at is warming the left bench, for all of the other good-looking football players.

Christopher Shaver

by VaJJMcBadass June 10, 2011

Shave

A failed attempt at screaming "Shame!" at your friend in a moment of desperation. "Shave" is now one of the many ways to bring down a horrible onslaught of shame on the "shavee" (One who gets shaved).

Stupid child: "I don't like Radiohead."
You: "Shave!"

by Hunter_song August 12, 2009