Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".

Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"

by Anrei October 22, 2017

Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009

Shut your boat

London Slang - Shut your mouth

Oi you, shut your boat

by Super959 June 9, 2018

shut up noob

it means shut up noob WHEN I TELL TO TO shut up noob SHUT UPDFJHSEDFIJLDFOIGHHDORGHOIERTGHIOEHGOI do it

yes shut up noobur poor u got no robux you aint got no girls because you cant even poop u little pee

by i have robux i am not a noob May 7, 2021

shut your fag

similar to shut up. refers to some one who sounds like a' normal fag' who is being critical of alternate life styles that he/she deems not to be mainstream or 'normal'

A. those people are weird for listening to that strange music.
B. Shut your fag dude, that's some cool shit.

by Lastburden1234 April 19, 2018

Shut up Sal!

Does this really need a definition?? Sal, also referred to as "British Sal" when he is being super arrogant, talks a lot shit so usually needs to be told to shut up as no one has time to listen to his bullshit.

Shut up Sal!

by four slices of cheese March 2, 2021

Shut the fuck up

Noone cares about your urban dictionary name

"ohOHoHo hEy gUyS lOoK aT wHaT mY uRbAN naME saYS, iM hOt aNd cARInG"
"Richard shut the fuck up"

by josh.exe November 25, 2021