Shampoolive

I don’t even know

Shampoolive is ... I don’t know

by No wait what June 17, 2021

Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”

by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021

Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands

I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.

by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

Shamper

A homosexual kid that hates people and the outside world, drinks water once in 4 weeks and somehow many people know them.

"Wanna go out?"
"Yeah sure, should I invite Shamper?"
"You think they're gonna agree? lmao"

by yowaimo August 6, 2021

Shampoozle

To move the shampoo to another bathroom without mentioning it to your roommates.

I really needed to wash my hair, but my stupid sister shampoozled me again so I couldn’t .

by mmmonic August 30, 2021

Shampoo banana

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.

Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out

by sid6969 October 27, 2021