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Shawnnery

Rhymes with "Connery".
And "SEANery" (pronounced with a long "e" --- it means lovely ocean vistas; you can look it up on this website) rhymes with "KEANEry" (also a Scottish name --- well, okay: it's actually Irish, da same as "Sean" is, but we're talking James Bond's traditional-kilt-wearing actor here, plus da Emerald Isle and da Scottish Isles are near each other, and share a lot of things including closely-located borders and Celtic heritage), so if "Shawnnery" rhymes with "Khannery", does dat make da infamous Star Trek villain of red-hair-and-freckles origin, as well???
by QuacksO April 15, 2025
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Shander

Shander (noun) - cigarette
To shander (verb) - to smoke
Shandi - cigarettes

E-shander - vape
Herbal shander - weed
“I need a shander.”
“I haven’t shandered since yesterday.”
“Where is my e-shander?”
Do you have any shandi?”
by tomandzina October 13, 2025
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Shanery

Shanery (noun)
Pronunciation: SHAY-nuh-ree
Definition:
Exploitative, narcissistic behavior that treats people, systems, or environments as disposable inputs for transactional gain, with little regard for long-term harm or reciprocity.
The company’s sustainability pitch was pure shanery—branding first, responsibility never.”
• “Turning volunteers into unpaid labor for profit is classic shanery.”
• “That policy shaners communities while calling it efficiency.”

Notes:
Shanery is descriptive, not moralistic. It names a recurring behavioral pattern that many people recognize but previously lacked a precise term for.
by Osirisiseth January 9, 2026
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Russell Swanner

The man with the plan and the largest penis in the world
Man Russell Swanner's plan is awsome.

OMG!!!! Russell Swanner has the biggest cock i have ever seen!!!
by Billy Nob February 4, 2010
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Side Scanner

A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
by JibSS October 1, 2010
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dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.
"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."
by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013
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Full Shatner

When you're dancing totally normal, and you hear a song that gets your mojo movin'...so you bust some sick, over-exaggerated dance moves (example: flailing arms, throwing yourself around the room, etc)
"Holy fuck, did you see Joey on the dance floor last night at that bat mitzvah? He went Full Shatner! I've never seen him cut rug like that. Bitch can bust a move."
by V. von D. October 14, 2014
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