Shampoopie

Defecating while in the bathtub

We had to get our 1 year old baby out of the bathtub fast, she had a shampoopie.

by ddigit January 11, 2010

Shampoovering

The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

Shampubing

1.) During the act of applying shampoo to one's head, one finds that an excessive amount of product has been used and therefore applies the remaining shampoo to the pubic area

Person 1: I swear I run out of shampoo way too quickly. I think I use too much at a time.
Person 2: Then you really need to start shampubing. At least get your money's worth.

by Jackie Schmidt December 4, 2011

Shamposium

A symposium to promote a sham (such as a pyramid scheme or get rich quick business)

My friend is trying to get me to go to this shamposium later to get involved in the pyramid scheme that he bought into, what a douche.

by HipStir March 29, 2015

Shampadarph

Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled

Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...

by NewMath September 13, 2016

shampert

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isaiah is a shampert shemperter nyarken shamperter junior

by shamperter October 14, 2017

Shampeat

Unlike a threepeat, this is when your team is so bad it consistently loses year after year named after the Northeastern Shamrocks, pro hockey team.

Bro, our team is about to pull a shampeat for the next few years

by Shampeater October 2, 2019