Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!
Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.
by MrWhomstDVe September 01, 2021
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Senior Flabs

An upper arm growth of loose flesh that hangs down and wafts about with movement.
Ethel laughed so hard at Myna's comment that her senior flabs made a discernible flatulent noise.
bingo wings
bingo flaps
by gebb May 28, 2010
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SENIORITIS

SENIORITIS -the catch a case trend, #seniors thirsty for sophomores , #age is just a number, #the shizz that Allen started, #thats a fat juicy case
by Fjhdhxhc May 10, 2018
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Senioritis

Seniorities is when you have a shit ton of group meetings to do and exams to study for but you decide to get drunk and bring home flowers, chairs and buses
Fuck senioritis I'm gonna go kirvacation in Bali for a week and then remember I have an exam last minute
by Aveeveeeee April 20, 2017
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Senioritis

An rare mental disease that brings on symptoms of laziness, incompetence, and a general lack of awareness.
'Man have you seen Emily lately?'
'No bro she caught Senioritis'
by Capphilips July 25, 2019
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Senioritis

Senioritis is characterised by a general lack of interest in school, while most prevalent during senior year, especially during the spring, it can also manifest towards the end of the school year in juniors, sophomores, and even freshmen. Its is known to cause a slip in one's grades towards the end of the year.
Not only seniors can get senioritis.
by Put you are Name here June 03, 2019
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Senioritis

The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”

Common symptoms:

- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)

- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.

- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”

- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)

- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.

Cure:

- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”

Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
by ZestyPotatoeChip August 31, 2020
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