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Screaming Pelican

A sexual act occurring only at beaches or sandboxes. It is a variation of anal doggy style. To perform the act, the male or "pitching" partner pulls out during an otherwise normal session of doggy style and grabs a handful of sand. The sand is then forcefully inserted into the anus of the female or "receiving" partner. Anal doggy style is then resumed, as the horrified screams of the receiving partner slowly turn into death gurgles/rattles - similar to that of a pelican.
Man: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a Screaming Pelican the other day.

Dude: Oh, man, so how'd she like it?

Man: She's was hella pissed off. She even threatened to call the cops for assault.
by Mexijews Productions August 12, 2009
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scrumping

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.
We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.
by Nickthehung November 7, 2005
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Screaming Jiaozi

The sound a small Chinese hotty makes when having hot man goo deposited in her
See that Chinese girl last night, I had her screaming jiaozi
by Baby benz secretary June 19, 2009
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Screaming Reamer

A screaming Reamer is when a female is being penetrated so hard with a penis, that when she orgasms she queefs, pisses, and shits on her male partner.
I fucked that bitch so hard in her twat that she Screaming Reamered all over me like a nasty tramp.
by Queef, piss, shit, fart, November 25, 2011
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screaming seagull

while having sex on a beach, in a sandbox, or in some area with sand, stick your dick in the sand and then back in her. She will scream in a way that resembles that of a seagull.
We were having a good time, then i decided that it would be funny to give her a screaming seagull. She doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
by grizzlybear64 March 1, 2009
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scrimping

where one guy nuts in another guys ass than slurps it out with a straw
gay guy1: my mouth tastes funny

gay guy2:thats cuz you were scrimping all night again we're you?
by xman13 February 3, 2010
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screaming seagull

When you are fucking on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, and put it back in. You both scream from the pain, amidst the cries of seagulls.
I was having sex on the beach when i accidentally gave us a screaming seagull.
by yogabbagabbaa June 15, 2009
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