meat satchel

A scrotum. The sack containing a man's testicles.

How was your date last night? We were about to smush and then I caught a whiff of his meat satchel.

by Johan Spleefster November 19, 2010

queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020

spam satchel

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

by trisbonky February 20, 2021

spam satchel

Another term for lady parts

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel

by trisbonky February 27, 2021

Cheese Samich

This is what we consider a “Good boy” he is often confused & probably out getting high with some friends, but when he is around he cherishes everyone’s attention to the fullest, as for he cannot get enough; he is usually found in the middle of a cuddle pile or flying virtual jets; he doesn’t talk unless he’s around some friends or other pilots.

Cheese Samich - The Center of Attention

“Have you seen Cheese?”

“Yeah! He’s over with the group in front of the mirror; talking up a storm.”

by The Mozzy November 23, 2021

Batter Satchel

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022