doghair sandwich

a person so putrid that once you come in contact with them its as if you were just forced to eat a sandwich made with fresh doghair

" ugghh is that dave....naah hes known as the doghair sandwich"

by reggie calzone November 1, 2004

Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.

During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"

by Mr. North April 18, 2009

lol sandwich

While on a forum/instant messenger, placing a statement between two of your own lols.

A lol sandwich in AIM

*BaBi*EaTzOR280*: I love eating babies, they're so tender
IAreTehLolrus: lol
IAreTehLolrus: i cut myself at night
IAreTehLolrus: lol

by Ben Allen September 12, 2005

scrotum sandwich

Two pieces of bread with a flap of scrotum in the middle. Usually enjoyed with a light sprinkle of italian dressing and sometimes a slice or two of cheese.

"Hi yes, I'd like a large coke, 2 fries, and a scrotum sandwich to go please."

"Damn nigga, I had the best scrotum sandwiches last night that my mom made."

"Mannnn I'm so zooted I could go for a scrotum sandwich, but i cant feel my teef yo"

by Goose Ronalds March 9, 2004

Hammer Sandwich

A threesome involving two women and one man where the man ties a strap-on to his ass and gets one woman with his natural penis from the front and the second woman with his artificial penis from behind...

Joey hammer sandwiched those two hoes from the club last night.

by Adeadlybiscuit March 21, 2009

lady sandwich

Female genitalia (see lady ham).

Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!

by Yoda August 20, 2004

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie in the doggystyle position, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

oh oh oh... oh shit
Baby?!
Don't worry, I managed the cream sandwich

by real crispy hispy November 10, 2008