Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.

I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Sage from South Central

nickname for radio host Larry Elder

The Sage from South Central has been a radio host for a few decades.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

Gemma Sage

the definition of someone who likes to have long poos in the toilet while reading books

'Hey, where is Alex"
"He is at the toilet"
"Oh dear, lets hope he's not being a Gemma Sage'

by hibiscus wrestler October 22, 2023

sage

the biggest love of my life, my ray of light and a warm breeze that makes my heart melt. he is my everything.

sage has the purest heart!

by unjapon October 28, 2023

Sage

Cool, rad, awesome, amazing (kind of like "fire", but in a chill way).

The band's performance was sage. Her outfit is sage.

by Internet Browser4321 January 27, 2021

Dirty Sage

The act of kidnapping a midget named Henry and forcefully making him dookie on ur chest after you eat Taco Bell.

“Dude last night I hit the most diabolical dirty sage after Taco Bell”

by Winkle von vookshum June 4, 2024

Sage

A Sage is a strong person, boy or girl, who always has the best advice. Their smile will put you in a trance. If you have a Sage in your life, make sure to treat them well so you can have a great friend. Sages make great bf/gf’s and will always support you and give you love. Sages are very smart and athletic, but will never help anyone cheat. Sages are special, so you shouldn’t make them angry.

“Wow, they’re really smart and cute, I should ask them out”
“Duh! They’re a Sage”

by Catslovemeh321 March 18, 2022