Scarecrow Prostitute

One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.

Whoa...look at that girl, she's so ugly she almost looks like a scarecrow prostitute.

by Blair21500 February 5, 2009

Scarecrow

A moderator on a forum.

"Hey look, that Scarecrow owned that noob"

by CarlosX April 26, 2006

red scare

anal sex between two males

Origin of definition:
butt-dick
sputnick
soviet union
communism
red scare

If you had to pick one, would you rather dock or red scare?

by Wham! April 30, 2005

hair em scare em

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

by Ryan Harline November 2, 2007

scare dem

da word boyz holla at HUGLY,BUTTERZ, WASTED, BEATDOWN LOOKIN CHIK

debz n village ppol

by rudegal December 2, 2003

Scare Technician

A person speciallzing in scareing people at haunted house parks.

Angel Amaro Is a very good Scare Technichan

by Angel January 31, 2004

Scared Straight

Intimidated so much by the straights that you prentend to be to be one of them to blend in. I.e., lesbianoge, being a secret gaygent, etc.

Abby: Wait, why is Bailey pretending she doesn't have a girlfriend in front of her relatives.
Darcy: Even the best of us get scared straight by our homophobic relatives.

by Eliza Applestar / Duskheart July 10, 2018