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Swag

Sex with a goat.
Justin Bieber has lots of SWAG.
by stuck4cash November 5, 2012
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Swag

1. ORIGINAL Defintion: "Super Wild Ass Guess"

This term arose out of the military from WWII, generally attributed to field artillery officers who asked their spotters to "swag it" when asked for an approximation of how to adjust. This expanded to all of the military, and then entered use by the rest of the world. "Swag" with this meaning has been around for nearly 70 years and is still used widely in the military and business world to this day.

2. Something given out to everyone within a specific group of people, be it the PTA, or all the attendants of a seminar, or even all the people visiting a certain booth at a convention. Also items within a bag of the same name as in "Swag bag"

3. Very recently (late 2000s, early 2010s), coming out of the ghetto, a shortening of the word swagger, used in place of extreme confidence/cocky attitude. Also see tude
1. "I dunno exactly how far away I could hit a target with the M107, but I'd take a SWAG at 2 miles, at least."
or
"Can't tell you precisely what revenues were last year, but I could swag it at $10 million or so."

2. "O! M! G! Did you see all the swag we're getting this year Becky!?! And just for going to cheerleader camp!?!"

3. "Dat's right mutha-fucka, she's wit me, cuz I got swag!"
by ChiefW4 June 15, 2011
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Anti Swag

the complete and 100% opposite of swag. Anti Swag can be used in the form of an action, someone's swag level, or someone's persona. (Identical to the usage of swag). Used to describe any of these forms, while they are the opposite of swag.
Daniel: hey Kat can you give me a handjob?

Kat: ew no.

Daniel: wow that was fucking anti swag.
by D-Sid May 24, 2011
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Swag Fag

Someone who's constantly talking about how much swagger they have(In reality they have none).
The Swag Fag: I have so much swag and you have none.
Opposing Person: You're such a Swag Fag!
by DictionaryCreater1838374639304 October 24, 2011
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swag switch

The act of turning off or on your player skills.
I forgot to turn off my swag switch last night.
by boss123456 April 28, 2010
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swag down

When something happens that makes you swag appeal plummet.
A group of guys are playing basketball around a group of girls and one guy decides to show off and try to dunk. He misses completely and makes a fool of himself, therefore, swag down
by trevozza August 23, 2011
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swag seizure

1. when one is so swagged out that a slight convulsing of the head occurs. normally in a tilted back fashion accompanied by mild, swaggy mumbling.

2. when ones swagger level reaches an uncontainable point, inducing a full body seizure. usually in the form of doo-doo dumb giggin'.
Joe was cupcakin' so hard that he AND the boopie had a swag seizure!

you should have seen spence last night man. he was giggin so hard he had a swag seizure.
by MC slimjim October 19, 2011
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