Master stroke

An act by PM Narendra Modi, real or imaginary, that gives his bhakts extreme erotic pleasure leading to a collective orgasm, and which acts as a short-term remedy for their acute depression.

P.S. - This is copyright protected. ;)

In a master stroke against black money, Modi announces demonetization.

by Nilim January 5, 2017

Stonks

Stonks

hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019

No-stroke

-A lack of performance in the bed, such as one like will johnson.
-Also used as an insult to tell someone that they are no good in the sheets.
-Also known as the "Will"

(There are signs to know if you have no-stroke)

-If you have ever thought you had a "vicious stroke". Odds are you don't.
-If you can only get with girls half your age or quadruple your size...odds are you have no-stroke.

-Damn! He just said you got "no-stroke"! You gunna let that shit slide?
-Boy your dick was weak as shit. You got "no-stroke"! Man your stroke was as bad as Wills!
-Damn she said your dick was like "will"?! You have "no-stroke"
-DUDE YOU HAVE "NO-STROKE". "Well I think my stroke is pretty vicious."
-I so would hit that chubby white chick right there...you know Imma chubby chaser...Yea thats all you can hit...real women don't want a guy with "no-stroke".

by magicbumm328 August 11, 2010

2 Stroke

Alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and Red Bull. Usually consumed at the start of the evening but may be consumed all evening.

Hey mate I need a 2 stroke so I can lube my motor for tonight's events.

by kidonthecouch December 21, 2012

stonkered

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

by xezi October 7, 2005

Stonker

Slang for anything massive or large.

Check out my poo, it's a stonker!

by guidopestoni August 31, 2010

scronking

The act of boinking (aka sexual intercourse)

They scronked like bunnies.

by Hobo May 13, 2005