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standard

one of the inner petals of an iris flower, frequently erect.
The bright yellow standard stood tall above the downward-curving falls of the iris flower.
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.
Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.
Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)
by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024
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Non-standard

Substandard version of anything. A nice way of saying someone is utter bullshit.
That is a non-standard size of paper, what am I supposed to do with this? Throw it in the trash and set the building on fire!
by Fun Guy 638294 October 8, 2021
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Utopian standard

Unspoken rule to civil that if we can do better we will aka agreeing to do what's best for the greater good that requires selflessness and sacrifice for innocence whom enbodies the greater good both good and bad connectively feed off of.
The utopian standard highlights the best society can offer.
by PsymonCasanova May 9, 2024
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Murder standard

They put the murder staNdard to my head hoop my house into my pockets and fingered me
by Cody5050 January 24, 2022
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Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).
The girl could see and desperately try to pick at everyone's double standards but her own.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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