by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020
Get the spoon jockeymug. Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."
by Irenical May 6, 2011
Get the spoon-guisticsmug. by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021
Get the Scooter spooningmug. Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020
Get the toilet spoonmug. Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
by SammyPie April 21, 2011
Get the spoon shavemug. Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021
Get the Vibrating Spoonmug. “The most literal answer is the best”
Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.
"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".
by xucez December 2, 2020
Get the Bach's spoonmug.