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5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".
Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.
by High-on-AS January 12, 2008
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Damn, that latina chick is speisty.
by tomkatekris May 15, 2011
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cap session

the act of making fun of another person, usually in a group setting by hurling jokes or most likely derogatory insults at one another, about looks, moms, clothes, cars, hair, or anything conceivable. Often the insults are spontaneous or off the top of the head. Often the insults don't make sense, but to those involved they are funny.

The term is used by people from California, particularly East Oakland. Often called joning, cut down, snapping, jiving, playing the dozens in other regions.
During a cap session, he told dude, "That's why your mama suck d*** for church money."
by MrBlak June 28, 2010
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Sessioning

To go out and own everything in your path...Sessioning is when you go explore a specific thing or place, chill, and just post/stay there.
Me: Yo G lets go sessioning, im bored.

G: Alright dude, lets session The Grand Hotel up ahead.
by Brian Owner May 9, 2007
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sessioner

sessioner 1.

someone who parties all of the time it can be used for another word of a partier
me and my friends are going to out to drink like real sessioners
by Sessioner October 22, 2014
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Drunk makeout session

when in the back of ones car or house, a drunk female starts to make-out with a sober male who then procedes to reaction kiss her and then keep kissing her untill she either passes out or when she wants to either give head, or have sex.
dude that chick i picked up last night was a freak man, her and i were having a drunk makeout session in the back of my car.

NICE!
by Dlicious Potato June 24, 2011
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pimp sessions with tenderonis

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."
by bepis with no b December 7, 2017
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