meat shield

A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.

Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.

by Pookasydi June 30, 2008

shiesty

when someone buttons up their jacket and realizes how shiesty they look !

sandy.. how shiesty .

by brinicmarg October 20, 2010

shiest

n., a dooky or fecal matter, a defecation

Man watch out, I gotta drop a fat shiest

by jd-squared September 30, 2005

Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 22, 2004

shield those tits

STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books

that woman looks cold! yeah: STT! Shield those tits!

by michael foolsley December 7, 2009

flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps

"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."

by Given Dodis December 28, 2007

Feli-shields

'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.

"That chick's got a sweet ass."

"Which one?"

"The slut wear'n the feli-shields."

by Jamesdubya August 28, 2010