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Artemis Fowl the Second

The smartest person on the face of the planet. Artemis is Irish. As of 2010, he is 15 years old and nobody, not even the great child prodigy Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has had a superior intellect.

Son of Artemis Fowl the first and Angeline Fowl, he comes from a family of criminal masterminds, and is said to have the highest IQ in Europe (estimated 200). Anyone who runs into him will be immediately hit with a vocabulary and intellect so large that you will instantly be afraid of him and his "vampire smile". He detests physical labor.

Master of psychology, music, art, chess, and many other subjects/ activities, Artemis Fowl also goes by the names F. Roy Dean Schillpe, Stefan Bashkir, Emnesy Squire, and many others.

Artemis, at the age of 15, was 5 feet, 5 inches tall, weighed 55 kilograms, and still managed to be the smartest person in Europe. He has dark, "raven-colored" hair, and deep blue eyes like his father.

He is the main character of the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer, though he is said to actually exist.
"Artemis Fowl the Second is on my fanfiction site!"

"No he's not, he can't be!"
"Well, he's got the highest IQ ever. I'm sure he could figure out a way to get on whatever site he wants."
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by FMF Crazy for Colfer April 28, 2011
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The longest time you'll ever have to wait.
(e.x.) I'll be out in just a second!
*comes out six years later*
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The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun.
If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or catch fire.
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A "friends with benefits" relationship. Usually a Chinese secret involves a relationship between two individuals that contrasts sharply. For example, a relationship between a African American male and a Caucasian female, or a medical student and a janitor, or two individuals with statistically significant age difference.
Yo, did you see Alonzo trying to holler at that girl? He wants her to be his Chinese secret!
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Connection Section

A man/womans sexual organs. The section of the human anatomy that gets to the fuckin.
Man, i'd love to get a ganders at that sluts connection section.
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3 second rule

The First Rule of human food consumtion. If you drop the twinkie on the floor of your apartment and pick it up with 3 seconds, it's still good. If you try to put it in your mouth at any point past 3:01 seconds, you're a dirty bastard, and will probably die from gangrene of the mouth.

NOTE: This rule is not applicable in a gas station restroom (that's just wrong).
Don't touch it man! That bad boy is WAY past the 3 second rule!
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