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siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.
i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.
by rose kent August 16, 2007
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Roman Chin Rest

While lickin a bitches poon, you shove your two baby fingers up her ass and rest you're chin in your thumbs.
My bitch takes too damn long to cum, so instead of donkey kong punching her, i just used the roman chin rest.
by B-dizzog April 28, 2005
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We Came As Romans

A kickass band that released one of the coolest post-hardcore albums ever, "To Plant A Seed", and two EPs, "Demonstrations" and "Dreams". Their catchy lyrics and guitar riffs are coupled by outstanding bass and enveloping drum fills. Both unclean and clean vocals are major parts of their music, each singer having a unique tone and projection. They aren't a Christian band, but their lyrics have an uplifting, positive theme to them. Overall, they deserve more popularity than they recieve.
We Came As Romans is music for the soul.
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Sacred Roman Empire

When you take your date out to a heavy Italian dinner, then take them home, get a blowjob and push their head in until they almost puke, yell “respect the sacred Roman empire” drape them with the bedsheets so it look like they’re wearing a toga, and as you cum proceed to “baptize” them as you scream “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti
Oh man, you wouldn’t believe my date last night, totally gave her the Sacred Roman Empire again.
by Sevilla Frank December 7, 2019
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Roman orgy

A roman orgy is a sexual act containing males and goats and the men are penetrating the goats and the goats are penetrating the men
That goat fuckd Bernsteinn hard in the roman orgy at kristofers house
by The goat-man October 23, 2016
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Roman meat helmet

The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.
He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.
by Waltstar November 18, 2007
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roman senator

The roman senator is a synonomous with male pattern baldness. So named because the remaining hair resembles the garland sometimes worn by roman senators. There is no skullet; the bald spot on top is totally formed and prominent, and it is surrounded by a corona, or crown, of hair that has not yet fallen out. There is no widow's peak in front either, it has completely succumbed to baldness. Most closely related to the cul-de-sac.
George Costanza, of the TV show Seinfeld, is sporting a roman senator.
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
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