Robotomy

When u find a girl with a glass eye, you get her to remove it and truly get some skull. At which point you vigorously face fuck her empty eye socket to orgasm.

It's called a Robotomy because my buddy Rob was the first guy to get er done. Unfortunately he's a grower not a shower and she agreed to it after a quick peek. Nowadays she's a little slower, and if anything gets near her face she screams in terror

by Shanes friend May 1, 2023

Robot Sex

Having sex whilst sleeping.

“Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”

by Treyk89 June 27, 2023

robot emoji

when someone just keeps repeating the same things and talking the same way. it's almost as if they are a robot specifically programmed to repeat themselves.

"Cheeto lookin ahh boi. Bro looks like a banana. blud has to be from ohio. No rizz No rizz!💀" 🤖🤖🤖🤖 robot emoji

by hoodspeakhater June 29, 2023

moist robot

A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.

"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."

"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."

by moist robot December 24, 2008

reinhart-rogoff

To commit a minor error in one's research which, once discovered, puts its original results in major jeopardy.

Shortly after my article was accepted for publication in a scholarly journal, I panicked when I realized I had reinhart-rogoffed, due to an error I had discovered in a line of my code.

by Pseudolus130 September 7, 2016

angry robot

A boss or manager that is highly tuned in their extremely specific field, but is incapable of engaging in communication outside of their realm of expertise. Automated answers are generated in most cases, until they are presented with an email/question from an insubordinate that requires thought outside of the levels of programming. Angry Robots tend to be condescending when approached by an email/question to which they have no correct response.

The Angry Robot will then either shut down completely and close their office door, or immediately grab a handset and remain on the phone for the next 2 business days. Angry Robots also expect everyone within shouting distance to have the ability to read their robot mind.

Oh my gosh, Mike is such an Angry Robot. Our office is falling apart. He never responds to my emails, and if i knock on his door...he glares at me like i am a fool for approaching him and wasting his precious time.

by LightYearsAhead February 3, 2018

tori.robot.girl

a very cultured being

also known as ‘Kai’. this word describes a baby who doesn’t know how to breath, sits under a table all day and draws pictures of bangsworld, or so we have heard

A simp for Jon undercover during no simp september.

not even a teenager yet wtf

a definite celebrity on tiktok (canon)

another way Kai can be used is as a verb
they are Kai-ing
they Kaid are some examples
Kai as a verb describes a situation in which this entity is being completely nonsensical and stuped

Kai is dumb
Kai doesnt like breathing
The Kai is living
They are ‘kai-ing’ this situation

Tori.robot.girl defines a person named Kai

by Olivia.might be suspicious September 1, 2021