ring fucker

“The act of having sexual actions/contact with someone’s spouse/partner”.

James: “Hunter is a Ring Fucker”.
Micaiah: “What did he do”?
James. “He fucked Calvin’s girlfriend of 3 years”

by Amos/Jjquillen13 August 2, 2020

ring tailed rannygazzoo

A trouble maker

“Here comes Snake Larsonn ! He’s the rootinest shootinest ring tailed rannygazzoo !”

by Ranny Gazzoo September 27, 2020

Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Ring Burn

What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.

Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 18, 2020

ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know

She is married to a ring dude

by Uuunity November 20, 2020

ring ning ning

when u friend is a clock

______________-ring ning ning-________________

by fgcgfchgdtfghg November 26, 2020

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021