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Randomner

Randomner- a Randomner is so someone whom doesn't give a shyt about the concequences and says totally random-have-nothing-to-do-with-anything comments.
Kid 1- Hey man im screwd for that test
Kid 2- ya same i don't think im gonna pass
Rankdomner- Man i wish i could jump higher then superman.... hehe i would be so cool, i would be like noobs cant jumps as high as me..hehe
Kid 1- what the fuk are you talking about?
Kid 2- ya lol what the fuk are u talking about?
Randomner- screw you all i can jump higher then you
by Random-kid August 19, 2006
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Random Fandom

Celebrating a team that you have no connection to.

Inexplicable devotion to a particular sports team.
Bryan hearts Oregon football, but that is completely random fandom. He's such a frontrunning queer.

Buzz has never been to Detroit, but he would suck the filling out of Miguel Cabrera's donut. His random fandom for the Tigers is that strong.
by Yummy Tummysticks March 15, 2011
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Random Guy

1. Any individual in a group selected with as equal a chance as everyone else

2. A certain individual who perceives themselves as being random, whether it be about their thoughts, their personality, their actions, or just everything about them. They decide what to do based on what they know and want, but not what must be done. This could range to anything from collecting magnesium rocks for powering their secret underground robot servant facility, to eating a Cheeto off another man's shoulder.
"Help! I'm being murdered by some Random Guy!"
by RandomGuy2011 March 5, 2015
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random

Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective
"The ancient feasts of dreams will roar with remarkable queefs."

"The clouds of kaduka will determine the monthly skeet of justice."

"Facing the green leaf gorilla is inevitable for the doy will chew milk under the horizon"

"When the silly two by four umbrella c walks with monks, I shall fuck until the skies shit out watermelons"
by peter October 13, 2004
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randomly

Related to 'random,' an adverb used by undergraduate English students to indicate that a verb happens for no particular reason or according to no particular pattern. The people engaged in the 'random' activity ('randomly running') may have no idea that they are running, _or_ they may not have considered the consequences of their act.

Your overworked graduate student TAs beg you to use a more INTERESTING AND EXPRESSIVE word than 'randomly.' Please. For the love of Pete, Dale, or Homer...
"The most recent concern about homosexuality seemed to arise during the turn of the century, around the time when couples were able to randomly get married in Las Vegas." (This is an actual sentence--I just read it in a first-year English paper.)
by Cranky E October 26, 2007
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Vending Machine Random

The process of putting your change into a vending machine and mashing every button to recieve an unexpected and usually disappointing item. It is however funner than just selecting an item.

If there are empty slots, thats just risky business. You have a chance of getting nothing!!!

The results of a vending machine random usually are a lot of swearing and anger. Strangely enough, you will find youself doing it again.
I pulled off a vending machine random a few minutes ago and i go salt & vinegar chips, what a waste!!
by Rob April 11, 2005
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random dreidel

A random dreidel is an act of sexual nature. It is when a woman decides to shift positions by spinning her entire body while on top. This is accomplished usually in a quick motion which usually hurts the man because his cock becomes twisted without warning.
Guy 1: Why are you holding your crotch?

Guy 2: My woman last night decided to pull a random dreidel.
by Phillip Kaltenbach June 11, 2006
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