retarded

Moron, idiot, fucktard, etc.

does NOT mean "disabled"

retarded means stupid jackass
Correct: Dude, you're so retarded you just broke my Wii
Incorrect: Damn look at that retarded dude he's autistic

by MinecraftRulesDotCom August 27, 2020

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

retarded

When you're put in special classes because you cant perform to your full potential. Low IQ. Low learning abilities. Disabilties. Failures in school. Also a name for a dumb person.

I was in special ed. Some kids call me retarded but I just have a low IQ.

by Michael Rehmeyer December 26, 2007

retardedrandy

a retarded randy is someone who thinks hes cool but trips or eats crap infront of public

by nick October 20, 2003

sickly retarded

Ridiculously awesome; crazy. Coined by rapper MF Doom in the song "Impending Doom" off the Daedelus album Exquisite Corpse.

"Yo, this beat is sickly retarded, yo"

by Mr. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX May 17, 2008

Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

by bagel666 May 6, 2018

retarded fuck

GOOGLE.COM

Google.com is an enormous retarded fuck.

by your. real. name. December 24, 2010