gentlemen's relish

Also known as: male ejaculate, semen, jizz

Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.

by Langeama April 25, 2011

Realist

Someone who knows that the SHTF is enevitable although it is unknown when this is going to take place. Realists can often be identified by their gear, it's usually simple yet effective. Examples of realist gear are MRE's, practical firearms, tents, lanterns, Etc.

Liberal Dumbass: Gee Mr. Realist why do you need guns? The government can take care of you. Plus guns are dangerous and only crazies have guns.

Rupert the Realist: Because it's impractical to keep a cop in my pocket and people like you drive me crazy. Now get off my porch before you learn the reality... OF CASTLE DOCTRINE!

by Rupert the Realist May 16, 2010

April Reals

When something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.

person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.

person 2: (sarcastically) ha - ha, april fools!

Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!

person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?

by edgecrusherx April 21, 2009

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

The reality

The sadness reality is growing up and realizing that you can't have that happy ending in life you wished as little, end dying happily! You might ask then why did God maked a world that bad? No don't blame God, in Ecalesiatés 7:29 "God maked perfect the men but they made it complicated"
Hope now you know how to value people for how they are and to value how life is ❤️

There is no use for it but the definition has happened a lot in this world but yeah... The reality :)

by TheIdiotwashere December 13, 2020

reality

You see reality, is cake. At the bottom there is choclately bread goodness,thats the physical world. Then you have the layer of creamy, icey, tasteyness, and thats the spiritual world. And through out these two layers there are sprinkles, this is energy. Since this energy exists throughout the two levels, it blends them in scrumptous harmony.

Therefore reality can be explained with deserts. In greek mythology it was the ambroisia of the gods, not something bad like the coliflower of the gods.

Why do you think God made deserts so good?!

by lippert n' lippert pastries November 10, 2008

Reality Check

Refering to people who think that their shit doesn't stink... you would insert your finger into their anus and remove your finger and place it below their nostril to remind them their shit in fact does stink.

Tim: I think Gayle is being a real bitch tonight, she says shes too good for Coors.
Freddie: Yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.

by Fast_Freddie October 4, 2008