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raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public
guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate
by DontLaugh August 25, 2013
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Trailer Raped

A trailer rape occurs when one watches a really awesome trailer for a movie and thinks "Oh I've got to see this sh*t". Only to watch the movie and realize that the movie completely sucks. The best parts were condensed into a 3 minute trailer.
Rick: Hey dude, we saw the trailer for skyline and decided to see it, but that movie sucked major balls.....

Brock: Yeah man, you got fucking trailer raped!!
by An Older, Dirtier Bastard. April 24, 2011
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Air Rape

When someone directly in front of you is bending over to pick something up, you start air humping them without them knowing.
Johnny: I just had an Air Rape session with Francie.
Bob: Sweet!
by 69Becker96 December 7, 2016
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Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.
Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.
by Penny Pingletons Mother October 6, 2018
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Raped Ape

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car
That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!
by Jilly The Kid April 30, 2021
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axe rape

When someone sprays you with so much Axe body spray you feel violated from the very smell.
Party A: Surprise! Your about to get Axe raped!

Party B: Ugh now I feel violated.
by spex554 July 21, 2009
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Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0
I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.
by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008
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