Jose Rampage

a series of acts of civil disturbance, property damage, harassment, fighting vandalism and theft that occur while blacked out from drinking Jose Cuervo.

Passerby - Shit, that's the guy that was kicking side view mirrors off cars and then beat up that kid that tried to stop him.

Jose Rampager - So I've been told. If the po-lice ask I didn't do it but apparently I was on a Jose Rampage last night. Don't judge.

by Tyrannoryan May 20, 2009

dorito rampage

When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.

Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.

by The wet bandit March 11, 2014

turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.

Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.

by PandasPaw June 22, 2016

porch rampin

As divvy as they come; as crazy as they come

He's a porch rampin dinler

by Harley Quinn Greer December 18, 2017

fakebook rampage

Facebook Rampage - That moment when you make multiple facebook profiles over the course of a month, to prove a point that you are correct about, but the afflicted parties don't. So in the end, it was just a waste of time and attention.

Russell Stover back at it again with another Fakebook Rampage that nobody cares about!

by Russell Sutphen August 9, 2018

Red Rampage

When a woman’s time of the month comes, and she goes completely insane. Possibly acting like a demon

“Run! My girlfriend is going on a red rampage!”

“Bro, Emily is totally on a red rampage right now, she’s being a real bitch!”

by TacoSauce99 April 30, 2019

Atlas Rampersad

With the weight of the world on your shoulders, you make the most of every moment and you continuously generate your income through whatever means necessary.

I'm Atlas Rampersad'ing, shits rough but I'm making it work for me, not making it work me!

by Atlas Rampersad August 25, 2019