rate of broke

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness

Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come

by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010

e-raped

when you log onto facebook/msn etc and get imediately subdued by a wave of messages like 'hi, how r u?' or 'wuu2?'

i have to log onto msn in offline mode just so i don't get e-raped

by BONGOZAKI lerrd October 19, 2010

Wall Raped

When someone's facebook wall gets bombarded with numerous posts. This could be done by a group of people or one individual.

1. "I posted some cool links to videos on his page but he kept deleting them for no reason so I wall raped his ass (no homo) with a tonne of them."

2. On his birthday, the little boy got wall raped by all of his friends and even his family.

by Bonjob92 March 23, 2011

middle-raged

a time in a person's life between the ages of 45-50, where everything makes said person extremely angry.

Jeff began to believe he was crazy when he would start screaming at random people at exactly 2pm everyday, until he realized he was 46 and he had hit his middle-raged years.

by vms August 6, 2015

spawn rate

The rate at witch one person, or an administration consisting of a group of people or a computer-program, summons entities to a social environment. Entities may be persons (people), monsters in a game, or even 'the giving birth to children'. Birth-rate or "spaw nrate" of giving birth to children, is about 1 per second in world. The spawnrate of entities is mostly based on pre-calculations for having a relative space and time, so it will not cause lag for the social network. The more space and time calculated for the spawns, the higher rate is possible without causing lag. Another example is: A party-administrator that has spawned a lot of people to the location (via not-so-personal invites), can make the party-administration lag, if not having planned it right in time and space - and may even destroy the party itself. A way to high spawn-rate-calculation compare to space/time, results in lag. Meaning; stuttering, confusing behavior, important features or functions that is completely skipped.

The spawn rate for monsters and animals in game is set to the default-setting, so there not will be crowds of animals and monsters, making the computer slow or even crash.

by Doctrinary Nubia July 9, 2016

hourly rate

An option at some motels giving the customer just long enough to smoke some crack and get their cock sucked.

The Kalamazoo Downtowner features hourly rates.

by Blah #5 June 12, 2005

anal raped

Process of paying too much for something.

Paying $6 for a beer at a football game.

by bassman January 23, 2004