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pulled a Balaban

performing an action that is moderately bum-like, in honor of the bearded gentleman in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Bob Balaban.
"I had a job interview and couldn't find the office building, so I stopped in a local parking lot and took a nap."

"Dude, you totally pulled a Balaban."
by Toastmaster Flash December 27, 2006
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pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.
after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.
by Moral Oral June 9, 2008
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pulled pork

This happens to a vagina when it is frequetly touched by the penial of many different men. It usually dangles and/or blows in the wind.
Man after Kate had sex with her 58th partner her vagina looked like pulled pork.
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pulled a trump

When your Temperament Gets the Better of You: quality that keeps peoples internal thought from saying/doing things others see as being a total jerk, you just say it anyway.
I can't believe I expected strangers to understand my satire, I just blurted out an offensive comment, I guess I Pulled a Trump.
by BadlandZ September 24, 2016
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.
Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."
by Schorntologist February 27, 2011
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Pulled a Ryland

When someone incredibly stupid decides to walk a long distance in extreme weather, whether it be really hot or really cold, or otherwise.
"so on the way home today i saw a boy passed out on the side of the road, he looked familiar... so i called my friend and as it turns out it was him, he pulled a Ryland that Jackass!"
by Ryland K April 3, 2008
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pulled a max

Getting With A Fat Girl (ie. Michelle). After Having a Chance to get with a hot girl.
I was with him all night, and he pulled a max and got head from Fat Michlle.

Ew Man, that girl is huge, you just pulled a max!
by Jonathan J August 29, 2008
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