penguin fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard that afterwards, she waddles around like a penguin.

Dude I totally penguin fucked Jana last night, she couldn't even walk when I told her to make me a sandwich this morning.

by Jaylor May 10, 2007

pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport

sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions

by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009

Penguin

a bird that can not fly but it can swim very well in extremely cold conditions

Batman has an enemy called Penguin.

by kwang July 18, 2003

angry penguin

A penguin, which is angry, upset, or not in a good mood.

Omfg, that penguin is one angry penguin.

by Iron Pizza February 5, 2007

penguin

Homie gee's that have their pants slung so ridiculously low that they have to walk like a penguin with a back and forth swaying motion.

Chris: (Pointing and laughing)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)

by Chris Hitchcock January 26, 2008

DEATH PENGUIN

The chosen one, the one who will topple Limecat and Clock Spider.

DEATH PENGUIN ROCKS!!!
- Some Guy

by Chris Perez February 15, 2005

Penguintamer

1. To tell someone that you're lazy and consider it a valid excuse for anything you don't feel like doing.

2. To sit on a big purple chicken and think it's cool.

3. A type of Salami

Xykon: Hey Gril, let's invite Peng to astranaar with us.
Grilthnak: Okay I'll ask.
Grilthnak: Aw he penguintamered me!


Look at that ugly orc penguintamering over there!


This Penguintamer tastes like ass! I want a refund!

by bloopitybloopers March 10, 2009