the pendelum

when a man stretches his ballsack towards his asshole and lets go so his balls swing

"i was up all night doing the pendelum until 2 in the morning"

by GrimyBoogerTip123 November 14, 2023

ken penders

a really weird guy who took control of the sonic comic and kept adding echidna OCs to it before they were all killed off when he got booted off

guy 1: "did you hear about ken penders?"
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."

by Wrennethy March 19, 2024

Pinche pendejo

"Fucking Asshole" 🥰

"How do you say railway in spanish??"
"Ferrocarril"
"huh"

"pinche pendejo."

by ERM... ACTUALLY! April 27, 2024

Roman pendilino

A male who enjoys butt sex. You can find him at the worst possible frat at Washington State University. He can only pull overweight woman who are lesbian but won’t admit it. He looks like a female who was a burn victim but got facial reconstruction surgery so he looks a bit like a human, but not entirely. Don’t ever have sexual intercourse with this breed for he will give you a lifetime of pain, regret, and a bleeding asshole

Have you seen a Roman pendilino recently? I did and I almost got chlamydia purely from being 6 feet away from him. WARNING DANGER

by Fartssssssssssandweirdmen December 26, 2024

Taylor-pendence Day

Friday, May 30th 2025! The day Taylor Swift got her original music back! Happy Taylor-pendence Day!

“Hey! Do you know what day it is today?”

“May 30th.”

“Exactly! It’s Taylor-pendence Day!”

by missy ;) May 30, 2025

Got me on pending

When bae blocks you on Snapchat, your snaps appear as pending...

Yo, I sent you a snap but you got me on pending...sup with dat?

by Fffffrrrrrdddyyyy May 12, 2018

William Perry Pendley

“William Perry Pendley”:

1) When the hot stinking poop inside you of changes course and instead of coming coming out your bum it redirects to fill the cavity in your head where a brain should be and then spews out of your mouth

2) To let down all of humanity

Quickly please someone bring a large amount of heated aged dick cheese in here to make it smell better because someone (Trump) just took a William Perry Pendley up in here!

by EPARAPE October 28, 2019