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Shit Posting

Commonly known as unconstructive or unnecessary posts.

Recently known as #dotnet_discord-net in the Discord API guild. A channel that once was a learning and knowledge foundation for the unofficial (dot)net wrapper for Discord API. Now has become the home of shitty memes, and overcompensating star posts.
Example:
sarcasmloading: async voids, == true, Still's "voluntary" doc work, visual basic, ect...
Casino Boyale: Great shit posting mate, that is ABSOLUTELY hilarious, star post that!
`$"{nameof(AntiTcb)}"`: *facepalm*
by Duane_ July 16, 2018
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positive polly

Fucking hell Nina stop being such a positive polly and heightening my expectations
by Conan April 22, 2018
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Positivity

(1.) The false idea that negative elements of life need to be edited or denied, for someone to be happy, successful, or even just okay. Instead of just accepting that life is full of everything: the wonderful, the terrible and everything in between.

(2.) A toxic leftover from a multi-billion dollar self- help industry.

(3.) The kind of willful ignorance and denial that inspired idioms such as, "Ostrich with its head in the sand" and "Elephant in the Room". A mental rationalization for ignoring or downplaying problems....instead of accurately assessing and fixing them.

(4.) Malignant hope for people and situations that are never going to change.

(5.) A favorite excuse/justification for those who emotionally police and manipulate others.
If you have to construct "positivity" out of the ether, and put it in places it clearly doesn't belong....it's probably bullshit. What's "positive" about lying to yourself?
by Olive989 January 6, 2022
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Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
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mountainman position

When a girl has her back to a rockwall and the man is facing her and they are having sex
I was at this party and I got in the mountainman position with a hot chick
by brazyon June 28, 2009
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Library Position

The action of holding hands. Or being forced to.
Guy1: Hey I saw you in the hallway with your girlfriend! You guys walk so close.
Guy2: Yeah she always wants to be in library position.
by pmakattttttack August 24, 2009
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Posting

Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."
I was posting in the middle of Times Square today.
by miesplz October 14, 2011
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