Poot

(1)
A shortened form of Pootis.
Better used for repetition as onomatopoeia.

(2)
A verb form of Pootis.

(1)
Heavy: (Takes out Pootis Gun and opens fire)
Pootis Gun: POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT- POOT-

(2)
From "Meet the Pootis Bird"
Pootis Bird: ...She weighs 150 kg and POOT $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to POOT this weapon, for 12 seconds.

by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 December 11, 2020

roota-poot

A word describing someone very weak in character or someone who wants to be someone/something they are not.

All this crime in the area is caused by these little roota-poot gansters.

by abstrak8 March 14, 2005

Louisiana pooter cooter

A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!

She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!

by Gandolf staff September 10, 2016

Man-boost your pooster

When two truck driver fist each other at a truck stop

Hey Dustin! Pull over at a rest stop so I can man-boost your pooster.

by Poosterbooster June 9, 2017

pootang

raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good

dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife

by andy blackass April 12, 2006

POOT

A term meaning Pull Out On Time, in refrence to sex where the man pulls out before impregnating the woman. Popularized on the Elliot in the morning show.

"Come on dude, did u poot" "Naw man i'm in troble, my wife's gona kill me"

by ACE man September 22, 2005

Poot Slap

The noise made during enthusiastic intercourse.

My lady and I had some serious poot slap going on.

by Dookie J January 9, 2004