Pooch

shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt, shit human.

Contrary to what you think, you have a shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt... you are pooch.

by Moman Momillion November 7, 2009

fruit pooch

incorrect way to say fruit punch mostly said by chode guatamalens

that fruit pooch is good

by doh_boy_cliqa March 7, 2005

pooch

sitting outdoors in a relaxed position

My friends and I often pooch in the courtyard during our lunch break.

by lunchbox.genius October 20, 2010

pooch

another name for the skin on ur knee cap

"my pooch itches like hell"

by BulKathos September 27, 2005

pooch

pooch (v) - to act poochingly, with playful disregard.

what do you mean you didn't do your homework ? Were you being a pooch ?

by jamover December 28, 2005

Pooch

When you have poo on your gooch.

When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.

by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009

Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017