party poachers

Fake ass person who mooches off a person and offers an exciting, out of the ordinary, experience while projecting themselves as a cool person that should be talked about to everyone elses friends.

D Web and his friends are such party poachers.

by Will, Myles, and Taylor May 14, 2007

cock poacher

A thieving bastard, one who often participates in the hunting of cocks for a monetary profit. One who has an insatiable need for the cock.

"Chuck Nasty was just arrested for being a cock poacher."

by Durty Harlen March 19, 2008

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.

Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"

by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009

thought poacher

A thought poacher consciously takes someone's thought and presents it as though it is their own. To poach a thought, one must be aware of its source when elocuting it.

"She stole my hep idea, that dag-blasted thought poacher."

by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

Territory Poacher

The act of another sales person calling into your protected territory and secretly working deals.

That douchebag is a territory poacher. He was working stuff in my territory for a while and now, this jackass has the nuts to ask me for a split!!!

by JWood aka MaHuang March 12, 2011

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa November 14, 2011