plant boss

plant-tastic, shelf-stable and unbelievably delish meatless crumbles, approachable for all diets. made from organic peas and spices.

that stuffed acorn squash with plant boss we had at thanksgiving dinner was sooooooooooo delicious - how was that not meat, sheesh!

just ordered some plant boss meatless crumbles on coopmarket.com, let's get planty!

by EatPlantBoss November 23, 2021

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 12, 2023

Twink Plant

A rare type of plant that's extremely twink-y. Like, SUPER fucking twink-y.

Person 1: Hey, um, who's that weird fuckin guy with no hairline
Person 2: He's a Twink Plant, dude.

by Calpico August 12, 2018

Screen Plant

A terms used to describe when a hard-core gamer gets so angry that he/she head buts the screen and makes a hole straight through it. This term can also apply to school students,office workers and teachers.

Person 1: Play ,league of legends yesterday?

Person 2: Yep, trolled this guy so much that he screen planted.

by Sproutbreath March 17, 2014

pencil plants

it is plants that are made by pencils

i have seen three pencil plants

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Pretty as a power plant

Visual beauty consistent with conventional norms, highlighted by a degree of skill, technological sophistication, or knowledge, encountered in a context usually not associated with beauty or attractiveness. Originally pertaining to the Aurora microreactor.

That dude who won the science fair is really hot!
- Yeah, he's pretty as a power plant

by SMRU238 March 25, 2020

Planting

Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.

I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024