The Pied Piper

A sexual act in which a male approaches a woman's anus at a perpendicular angle and proceeds to stimulate said woman's anus orally. Whilst stimulating the anus, it is required that the male reaches underneath the woman's hips and brings the woman to her climax by playin her pussy like a flute.

Yo dude why werent you at band practice?
- Nah man I was... I was giving Jenny the Pied Piper and she wont be able to march for weeks.

by The Go-Go-Gadget dicks June 18, 2012

piper

One who has (through experience) acquired a complete understanding of designing piping systems. Pipers can be divided into two (2) classes: Contracts and directs. Real pipers are usually contractors, traveling from job to job seeking the highest current wages. Directs usually hang around after the contractors have left. They fix the mistakes, pick up the pieces, and pull the job together - usually at less wages.

This damn design is all f**ked up. Must have been one of them contract pipers.

by Jean-Paul Lanaux November 7, 2007

Red hot chili pepers

An awsome rock band from america, they sound great

sing anthony kiedis, drumer chad smith, guitatrist john frustie and bass that guy with the big mouth

red hot chili pepers rock man

by a chunk man August 5, 2009

peter piper

using a pipe organ while giving a blowjob to somone that has rabies and is slightly gnawing on the base of your penis. also known as cornbluffering, shitcocking, or doin' da dirty.

Wanna go peter piper?

by mutharicket September 29, 2007

Piper Mclean

Daugther of Aphrodite who has the power of charmspeak. Her boyfriend is Jason Grace but she is secretly in love with Leo Valdez her best friend. Piper Mclean is not useless

Piper Mclean is one of the seven half bloods

by daughter of aphrodite January 30, 2014

piers

Bit of a chav
likes to wear lacoste, reebok & everlast
also likes to think he can get away with it by wearing it with and abercrombie top..

omg he's just like piers!

by CLK''x February 6, 2009

pipes

A woman’s bits, best talked about in hushed tones by gynaecologists.

Adam: I heard her pipes were all twisted and rotten since she spawned that devil child.
Leo: Shhh, you’re no gynaecologist.

by I am Alan July 30, 2008