pile

Acronym for "Potentially Inebriated Lifeless Equipment." Can be used to describe anything in a state of disrepair or complete inoperability. The word pile can also be used to reference animal feces, or a "steaming pile."

"Man, that car is a pile!"
"This customer's Linksys router is a pile"
"That dog just left a steaming pile on my lawn!"

by 2wheeledfury July 3, 2007

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.

What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

iron pile

Weight, weightlifting equipment. Also, "pig iron". Prison slang.

camon! pump that iron pile!

by cyberico September 20, 2005

houston pile up

A giant gang bang consisting of at least 4 guys and one girl. Creater: Paulina, a sexy mexican, who routinely loves to get gang banged in houston, her hometown.

Dude, check that girl out! She loves to get houston pile uped!!!

by Goodman baby September 7, 2009

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

PILE

To hide geekish fantasies of Kevin Smith and hamburgers by insulting others. A means of gaining self-worth without giving away ones true personality.

"I didn't make any friends at camp because I put on my PILE face."

by Ponce DeLeon February 18, 2003

piledrive

Piledriving is when you're cock is so big you are actually slamming a chick's organs while fucking.

Hey Vinnie, I was piledriving the brown bomb last night!!!

by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003