The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.
"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
by Period Virgin September 17, 2021
by The Inward April 23, 2017
by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 20, 2014
Is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having sex for the past month and is thankful she isn't pregnant.
"I had drunk sex with Joey last night, I'm so afraid I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."
by alex3 January 20, 2014
Girl - My life fucking sucks, and to make things even worse, I just started my period!
Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.
Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.
by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011
Lesbians.
Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.
Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.
Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"
by Jeffrey Douglas February 05, 2007
The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.
"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."
by Greg54 November 15, 2005