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Panda key
The metaphorical key one individual is holding within a group.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.
Whoever is holding this key has been the last one to ruin his/her, what seemed to be, 100% chance of getting laid.
Named after pandas because pandas never f*ck.
(The morning after a party)
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
1: Oh man, I hate myself
2: Why, what's happened?
1: You know that chick last night? The one who was flirting with me all night? When she told me she was leaving and going home all by herself, you know what I said to her? "Goodbye".
2: Hahaha, you, my friend, have just been given the panda key.
Panda key by lifeislikeadicegame April 13, 2011
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Panda Dick
Bro I have such a panda dick
Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
Panda Dick by CleverDuck May 16, 2016
panda nipples
Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.
The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"
panda nipples by Mercy July 24, 2008
Panda Face
I panda faced that bitch last night son.
Song: Come on wit dat panda face,
come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,
now now shes got that panda face.
Song: Come on wit dat panda face,
come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,
now now shes got that panda face.
Panda Face by Tommy Tommy salami October 5, 2010
Panda jerk
Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.
Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.
Ryan:*offended* Wha-
*everybody throws bamboo at him*
Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.
Ryan:*offended* Wha-
*everybody throws bamboo at him*
Panda jerk by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009
Panda Sex
Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
Panda Sex by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017