Poser

Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.

The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.

Poser by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021

poser

Typically and Ass Man.
Often times a Tess.

Damn that poser drinking beer at work.

poser by dickbutt_6969 January 19, 2022

poser

you

you poser

poser by anonymous April 7, 2022

Poser

Maggie poses..so maggie is a poser

Is maggie a poser

Poser by anonymous May 26, 2022

poser

ava

avas a poser

poser by oriscooler May 31, 2022

Poser

Someone who pretend to be or to know something, (especially in music or sports), just to seem cool or to feel appreciated.

P: hey look at my new shirt! I looove Nirvana!
L: nice, i love em too! What’s your favorite song?
P: oh it’s smells like teen spirit, it’s so heavy!
L: ehh, do you know another songs?
P: hmmm, idk, I just love smells like teen spirit.
L: oh, so you’re a poser..

Poser by SlipMaggot June 5, 2022

Poser

Someone who wears a hair metal band shirt to a thrash show and tries to fit in and get away with it.

Thrasher 1- “Hey look at that poser over there wearing a Motley Cruë shirt!”
Thrasher 2- “Let’s beat him up!”
Thrasher 3- “MAKE HIM HURT!”

Poser by MrSquister June 6, 2022