Poor man's shower

When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose

I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.

Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day

by Alycat2457 August 10, 2012

A bitch that's poor as fuck

It's just a Bitch that's poor as fuck.

A bitch that's poor as fuck is like a nerd who gets bullied every second.

by Milshake Froggii August 03, 2021

Poor mans IMAX

Sitting in the front row of your local movie theatre and pretending its an IMAX theatre.

The dark knight rises came out last week and I had to watch it in poor mans IMAX.

by Mr.elephants808 May 05, 2013

poor mans Fleshlight

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

by Mister Mister February 27, 2016

Poor-ass Nigga

When you don't have any money to pay off a MC Donald's meal or something.

"Hey Let's go to Taco bell, you pay, 'cause i'm a poor-ass nigga."

by mATO32dx January 18, 2018

poor man's pot

when you get high off of fumes, or something not intended to get high off

"Why you gotta be sniffing the poor man's pot(sharpie), get some reeal stuff"

by whaz up wit it? November 13, 2007

poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.

1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.

by i <3 poor mans spaghetti July 11, 2008