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Drop a pony

I'm just going to go and drop a pony, Gary
by TheJew101 September 16, 2010
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Click Pony

People that can't help but be manipulated by social media. People that run with social media tricks. Like a Show Pony.
I don't care if you hear Yanny or Laurel. Quit being a Click Pony!
by jgbauer June 6, 2018
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pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys
Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad
by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016
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first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair
definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!
by cccasee April 25, 2019
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pony out

by mimosonamia February 15, 2014
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Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017
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Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
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