poke smot

a code word for smoke pot used to trick retarted popos into not knowing what your talking about.

lets go poke some smot at your house when this place closes.

by GnomeMaster118 September 22, 2002

ring poking

aka : poking your ring

anal fingering

"real men poke their rings" - mc pokey bum wank

by Cakeslob, cracker January 12, 2005

Poke Off

When two people (usually elderly) take up both lanes of a highway and drive a the speed limit or sometimes slower, causing everyone else to be pissed off.

These old geezer are having a poke off. Hit the gas jerkoffs!

by Nicholas Hudson July 11, 2009

polar poke

While fucking your bitch, slip an ice cube up her ass. Or if your fucking her ass, shove it in her pussy.

5 days ago, David polar poked your sister. She's still shivering.

by Daniel Howard June 21, 2008

portland poke

The act of "accidentally on purpose" sticking one's erect penis in one's girlfriend's bum and then feigning innocence when she squeals in frightful pain.

Yo, homes, I gave Tina the old Portland Poke last night.

by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004

Slow Poke

When you sneak up behind a girl and poke her with your boner.

I slow poked your mom

by John Belvadeere March 27, 2009

poking on facebook

having nothing to do but irritate girlfriend by repeatedly poking her and then telling people you enjoy it when she pokes you back as a sexual reference.

yo, i was bored so i started poking on facebook. ya know, my girl, 'cuz i like it when she pokes me back, ya heard??

by yadayadayayaya December 28, 2009